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*Interview: [[UnNews:Interview: A Brief Chat About Uncyclopedia with Uncyclopedian and Lucky Star|'''A Brief Chat''']] About [[Uncyclopedia]] with Uncyclopedian and Lucky star.
*Indy police: former NFL quarterback {{W|Mark Sanchez}} '''[[UnNews:Mark Sanchez buttfumbles again|literally butt-fumbles in real life]]'''
*[[Donald Trump|Trump]] '''[[UnNews:Trump gets COVID booster shot despite supporters making their entire personalities being against it for years|receives COVID vaccine]]''' despite supporters making their entire personalities being against it for years
*The [[Federal government of the United States|US government]] '''[[UnNews:US Government shits itself|continues to shit itself]]'''
*[[Keir Starmer|Starmer]] unveils new '''[[UnNews:Keir Starmer announces plans for new data harvesting scheme|digital ID cards]]''' to help further monitor citizens' [[pornography]] intake (''Pictured'')
*[[Boris Johnson|BoJo]] and Co. politely ask [[Nigel Farage]] to '''[[UnNews:Nigel Farage asked nicely to stop lifting children|stop lifting children]]'''
*Omaha man's order of salmon sliders '''[[UnNews:Man eats salmon sliders, doesn't know they're basically salmon burgers|indistinguishable from salmon burgers]]'''
*[[Charlie Kirk]] '''[[UnNews:UnNews state-sponsoredly remembers Charlie Kirk|gets l+ratio'd]]''' during a speech in [[nowhere|Utah]]
*[[Ed Sheeran|Sheeranism]] officially '''[[UnNews:Sheeranism becomes legally recognized in the United States|legalised]]''' in [[United States|Yankeeland]]
*[[Angela Rayner]] '''[[UnNews:Angela Rayner defects to Reform|defects]]''' to [[Reform UK]]
*'''''[[Hollow Knight: Silksong]]''''' gets released; Steam crashes for the second time this year
*[[Taylor Swift|Some mega pop star]] and her [[Travis Kelce|football player boyfriend]] get engaged. [[Nobody cares|Yaaay.]]
*[[NFL]] teams '''[[UnNews:NFL teams replace their female cheerleaders with gay dudes|replace female cheerleaders with gay dudes]]'''

'''[[UnNews|Ongoing]]''': The wait for [[GTA VI]], [[Stranger Things]] 5 and [[Spaceballs]] 2 • [[UnNews:Russian Invasion of Ukraine|Russia-Ukraine]] "peace talks" • ICE/Antifa clashes • [[Donald Trump|Trump]] and [[Elon Musk|Elon]]'s couples therapy • Jerry Jones screwing the [[Dallas Cowboys]] • Pregnant moms taking Tylenol to give their babies "[[autism]] powers" • [[Democrats]] and [[Republican Party|Republicans]] throwing hissy fits in D.C.

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'''[[You are Dead|Recent deaths]]''': [[Charlie Kirk|Trump's pet sloth]] • {{W|Robert Redford}} • [[Federal Government of the United States|U.S. Federal Government]] • [[Monkey|Jane Goodall]] • [[New York Yankees|The Yankees]]' World Series dreams • {{W|Diane Keaton}} • [[Gaza War]] • {{W|Drew Struzan}} • [[Windows 10]] • {{W|D'Angelo}} • [[YouTube]] player's old design • [[KISS|Ace Frehley]]

'''[[You are Dead|Upcoming deaths]]''': [[Inclusivity|DEI]] • [[Iran]]'s nuclear program • [[Diddy]]'s bank account • [[MSNBC]] • [[Donald Trump]] • Aforementioned Tylenol moms • [[New York Jets|Mark Butt-fumble]]'s career• [[Coral|Coral reefs]] • [[Capitalism]] in [[New York City|NYC]] • 2025 Major League Baseball season
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